Headstrong arms lift him 
amidst the sea foam, I see
a hunk of a man for me
alas, i don't want him to smell something fishy   
hiding intentions beneath silky mermaid tresses,        
i plead with greedy witch 
to gift me with two long gorgeous tentacles
humans call them legs, I believe  
in exchange for my dulcet voice 
i agreed
does it really  make a difference ?
after all, swaying hips
will persuade 
better than words. 
i will let my legs do all the 
smooth talking for me.
My sea nymph sisters were right:
to bait your man, 
shut up,
and use a good pair of
fishnet stockings 
Author's Note:   Posted for the Imaginary Garden with Real Toads:  Prompt is Un-Fairy Tale:   Ariel, the Mermaid.
And D'verse-Poets Pubs - Poetics:   What did you call me.  The prompt is on the use of idioms.  Hosted by Brian Miller. 
Just a fun post from me.  Happy weekend !
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