She loves to eat.
Being rich, she chose and married
handsome slim man.
She shared her wealth and love of food with him.
He couldn’t say no.
She made sure he was always well fed,
but kept him short lease.
After 10 years and 90 extra pounds later,
he finally had enough, and divorced her.
Author’s Note: Flash Fiction Friday – Tell a story in 55 words. G-Man, sharing this with you ~
This is a true story as the (former slim) man is my distant relative. He almost had a heart seizure with all the rich food, and up to now, suffers from major health problems. Morale of the story - serve healthy food, and keep your man. Happy day ~
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